Tuesday, March 24, 2009

You know you're getting old when...

One of my best friends is freaking out because he feels like he's getting old. Here's a post for him.

Have fun while you still have your youth! <3
You know you're getting old when...

Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.

All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.

It takes twice as long to look half as good.

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

No one expects you to run into a burning building.

People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.

The pharmacist has become you new best friend.

The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.

When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

When happy hour is a nap.

When you have a choice of two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.

You and your teeth don't sleep together.

You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."

You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.

You look forward to a dull evening.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

You realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did when you were growing up.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

Your back goes out more than you do.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn't breaking any laws.

Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.

Your new easy chair has more options than your car. 

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