Saturday, March 21, 2009

Oddly Sexual Product Names

Oddly Sexual Product Names

12 Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

Definitions from Merriam-Webster Online.

ISN'T: puffer, poofter, piffer
IS: to steal in small quantities

WONK (n)
ISN'T: a person preoccupied with beating his meat.
IS: a person preoccupied with arcane details or procedures in a specialized field

ISN'T: an abbreviation for a sexually transmitted disease
IS: a slender, graceful woman.

ISN'T: the thing you got caught doing in high school in the back seat of your car
IS: a scientific expert, especially one involved in technological research, who was probably working on a science project in the high school lab while you were doing that thing in the back seat of your car.

ISN'T: felch (no link; if you don't know what it is, trust me, you don't want to know)
IS: to steal furtively or casually

ISN'T: an erection
IS: a hobo who carries his belongings in a bundle, often at the end of an erect stick.

ISN'T: the arrangement of 483 folds of skin, protrusions and crevices otherwise known as the vagina.
IS: An arrangement of five things in a square or rectangle with one at each corner and one in the middle.

ISN'T: an absence of pubic hair on a woman
IS: composed of incongruous parts or different colors

VULNERARY (n, adj)
ISN'T: Anything related to the vulva or "axe wound" (slang)
IS: Something used or useful for treating wounds.

SUCCOR (n, v)(pronounced "sucker")
ISN'T: a person who gives you sexual relief
IS: relief or something that provides relief

ISN'T: Anything to do with a tit or lactation.
IS: To wink.

ISN'T: Sex in the ocean.
IS: An underwater current; a swirling undertow.

What are some others?

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