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This Summer!

Also posted as a blog on myspace.

Some stuff I want to do this summer.
Let me know if you want to come along!

If James gets better, Babalon Rising 2009 (Only a few weeks, cutting it close)
Cedar Point W/ James & Chris
Hang out with my friends more!
The Zoo (Detroit or Toledo)
More Tigers games!
Long walks around Kensington. Maybe buy some new rollerblades:o
Strawberry Fest in Belleville June 19-21
Fireworks!
Harley Fest July 11th in Hell
Fowlerville Fair July 18-25 (Demolition Derby July 21)
Monroe County Fair (Demolition Derby August 4th)
Wayne County Fair in August
Michigan State Fair 08/28 through Labor Day
Road trip!
Train Trip to Indiana and maybe Missouri to see some friends
Try to get over my fear of flying!

Concerts:
Will add as they come.

WTF IS UP W Kid Rock @ Comerica Park w/ Special Guests Alice In Chains & Cypress Hill 7/18/2009?!

*Green Day July 14th (Got tix already)

I know its not in the summer but OMG Metallica
@ Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids Nov 9. $72 main floor
Here's hoping I win the lottery by then :p

My list is subject to editing!
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If you can think of anything else going on let me know!

Can't sleep. Can't stop thinking...

Music as a Weapon was awesome! Got to see 2 of my favorite bands.
Here's some pics:











It sucks Killswitch had a pretty dark set and none of the pics really came out.

Anyways is it so wrong that I'm absolutely in lust with a bald Jewish man? One that I have no chance ever in my lifetime with?

 

I've never really crushed on a celebrity before. Not even when I was in school. Hell, I never really had crushes on anyone. I thought some guys were cute but didn't lust after them. I had some friends who had crazy ass crushes when we were younger. I didn't feel that way about anyone and my friends thought I was just abnormal. I'm 26 years old now and I find myself absolutely adoring David Draiman. There's only one other guy that I dream about as well...

But Robert Pattinson is ever further out of my reach lol.

At least I've met David 3 times now:p

So back to the topic at hand. Who are your favorite bands? And have you ever had or do you have any celebrity crushes?

Ever seen a sea pig? Or a fish with teeth?

Sea Pig - One of the Ugliest Sea Creature



Scotoplanes is a genus of deep-sea holothurian (Class Holothuroidea in the phylum Echinodermata-popularly known as sea cucumbers) in the family Elpidiidae (order Elasiopoda).



Members of the Elpidiidae have particularly enlarged tube feet that have taken on a leg-like appearance. These legs, in conjunction with their large, plump appearance have suggested the common name "sea pig". There are other genera of Elpidiidae with a similar appearance that have also been referred to as "sea pigs".



Scotoplanes live on deep ocean bottoms,specifically on the abyssal plain in the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian Ocean, typically at depths of over 1000 meters. Some related species can be found in the Antarctic.


Scotoplanes and all deep-sea holothurians are deposit feeders, and obtain food by extracting organic particles (i.e., food)from deep-sea mud. Scotoplanes globosa has been observed to demonstrate strong preferences for rich, organic food that has freshly fallen from the ocean's surface.



Scotoplanes often occur in huge densities, often numbering in the hundreds when observed. Early collections have recorded 300 to 600 individual specimens per trawl. Many deep-sea sea cucumbers are known to occur in high-densities.



Sea pigs are also known to host different parasitic invertebrates, including gastropods (snails) and small tanaid crustaceans.



This sea creature is like a cross between a pig and a slug. Sexy huh? :p



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Fish With Human Teeth



This fish was caught in Lubbock, Texas in 2006. It's not everyday that you see a fish with human looking teeth. In fact this fish probably could have used some braces.

 

Is this evolution at work? Very bizarre.


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What would you do if you found one of these?!

13 Reasons to Smile

Besides winter being over!!!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
   

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
 

  

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" 

  

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
  

   Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
   

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.

   
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"
  

And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. 
(Email forward :))