Double Jeopardy
Jeopardy contestants are one of the greatest mysteries of life. Where do they come from? Why do they know so much useless information? And why do they know so much useless information? Some extraterrestrial theorists believe Alex Trebek was one of the first aliens to arrive on earth over 50 years ago and he's been secretly creating these "contestants" in a laboratory since 1984 which just so happens to be the year that Gremlins and The Karate Kid came out. Coincedence ... what is "I think not."
Max Is Always Wrong - This guy could give Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds a run for their money.
Alex Laughs In The Face Of Wrong Answers - Just once it'd be nice to see Mr. Trebek play as a contestant.
Count Chocula Makes An Appearance - Dorks need to accept the fact that they should never make attempts at humor and that's all there is to say about that.
Lady Confuses Johhny Cash With Chris Farley - Now if we could somehow find a way to digitally create a Chris Farley/Johnny Cash album.
Contestant Says A Bad Word - What he actually says is French for "I love cheese."
Alex Gets A Little Racist? - If Alex simply grow the mustache back, he wouldn't have these problems.
How To Avoid Playing Final Jeopardy - There's medical proof that people with mustaches don't faint. It must be fake.
Alex Has A Seizure - I would give just about anything to watch Alex get jiggy on the dance floor.
Mustache Guy Faints - There's medical proof that people with mustaches don't faint. It must be fake.
Ken Jennings Gets A Little Frisky - Sometimes Mormons like to verbally party.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
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