Monday, July 13, 2009

Bartenders Psychology

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Bartenders Psychology:

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York  City bartenders were  asked if they could predict personalities based on what the customer drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The  results for women:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal,  low-maintenance; down to earth.
How a man should a approach  her: Challenge her to a game of  pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny,  annoying; a pain in the ass.
How a man should a approach  her: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink:  Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more  refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
How a man should a approach her: You won't have  to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink:  Wine (does not include White  Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and  classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
How a man should a approach  her: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink:  White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is  classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
How a man should a  approach her: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink:  Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with  frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
How a man  should a approach her: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink:  Tequila
No explanations  required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN,  there is the MALE addendum ----
The  deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants  to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer  and wants to get laid

Wine: He is hoping that  the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He's thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White  Zinfandel: He's gay..

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