Questions that will always remain unanswered.

***How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

***Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

***If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

***Is there another word for synonym?

***Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

***If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

***If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

***Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

***Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

***If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

***Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

***If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

***How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

***What was the best thing before sliced bread?

***If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

***Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

***If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

***Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

***Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

***Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

***When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

***When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

***Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?

***Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

***Why do they report power outages on TV?

***What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?