Please do not procreate!

To honor my last post titled superfetation that ended with pictures of the much disliked Nadya Suleman I've decided to make this post.

I'm not being (very)serious in this blog. Everyone deserves the right to have children. This post is just for my own personal and my viewers amusement. If any of these pictures are you or someone you know I will take them down at your request.

Please do not procreate!

For centuries unintelligent and rather unattractive people have been allowed to breed freely which is why the world is starting to decline so rapidly. Now I'm not agreeing with the people who say that there should be laws against ugly human breeding because that's not the job of the government. If we want to get rid of the uglies we should start by getting rid of the grub worms that are in our soil because ugly people love grub worms. Another way to get rid of ugly is through ultrasonic devices. They create a high pitched sound that will make the ugly people think there is another ugly person in the area. Ugly people are very territorial. The only other way is through the use of Manwich covered poison that can be applied to the perimeter of ugly people's yards. However, if you see an ugly person carcass, you should place it in a plastic bag and throw it away because if your dog eats a poisoned ugly person they could become ill and die too.

The original post can be found here; 15 Horrifying Couples That Shouldn't Procreate.
(However I kept out the lame pictures from the site and added pictures I've come across on the interwebz)






































Shes beautiful but why in the hell would she want to mate w that?!


So, the next time you are sad or depressed thinking you aren't attractive just be thankful you don't look like any of these couples. I'll sit and thinking about how everyone else in the world has someone for them, even ugly people...

 Why the above couples shouldn't procreate!


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Can you imagine having a child that looked like that? I mean they are adorable as dogs (To me personally, I'm an animal love lol) But children? How could parents want to put their future children through the torture?!


Also see this blog here on blogger "Should they have kids?"

The Hormone Hostage

Hormone Hostage knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

 DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

 DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

 DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

 DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

 DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

 Also:
 13 Things PMS Stands For:
 1. Pass My Shotgun
 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
 4. Puffy Mid-Section
 5. People Make me Sick
 6. Provide Me with Sweets
 7. Pardon My Sobbing
 8. Pimples May Surface
 9. Pass My Sweat pants
 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
 11. Plainly; Men Suck
 12. Pack My Stuff........
       
       And my favorite one...
 13. Potential Murder Suspect

 Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might
 need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money
 talks...but chocolate sings.

  Another thing to giggle about...
 My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate.

Men

(Email Forward)

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb... 


A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you.."
 


"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
 


He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
 


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
 


A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
 


A PRAYER....


Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN


Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
 


Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
 


Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
 


Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
 


Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
 


Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
 


Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Never tell a woman: "Cooking is her job"

Ever heard of superfetation?

Ridiculously Fertile: For years, Julia Grovenburg and her husband tried to conceive. Then, like a miracle, it happened not once, but twice. The Arkansas woman somehow managed to conceive a second child while pregnant with her first.



The phenomenon, known as "superfetation," is so rare, doctors know of only 10 other cases.

See WIKI for more information on  superfetation.

And unlike the Octomom



Julia Grovenburg did it without medical assistance.

An Interesting Study...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal... she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies in this area have been canceled.    

                 

                                               

Here's to the Girls!!!

        HERE'S TO THE GIRLS!!!

        What's so poignant about this picture? Well, it shows a line of little girls holding hands facing the immensity of ocean waves.
        Alone they might be washed away, but together they stand strong.
        Thank you each for holding my hand somewhere along the way when I was facing a wave of my own. I hope you will rea ch for my hand when your own wave threatens.

             All of us girls..
        Old and young...
        Near and far...
        Hold special memories of good times we've shared.
        We've had our share of hard times when our friends were there to make us feel better.
        We've shared...
        our hearts
        our time
        our secrets
        our fears
        our hopes
        and our dreams.

        Let us never break the chain of friends!

       
        Someone will always be prettier.

                Someone will always be smarter.

       

        Their house will be bigger.

    

          They will drive a better car.

        Their children will do better in school.

 

        And their husband will fix more things around the house.

       

        So let it go, Be Happy!
        And love yourself and your circumstances.
        Think about it.
      

        The prettiest woman in the world can have trouble in her heart.
        And the most highly favoured woman on your job may be unable to have children.
        And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes....might be lonely.
        And the word says if 'I have not Love, I have nothing.'

        So, again, love you.
        Love who you are.
        Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say

      
        'I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!'

        I like that!

        'Winners make things happen.
        Losers let things happen'

        Be Blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman.

        'To the world you might be one person,
        But to one person you just might be the world'.

                HERE'S TO YOU MY FRIENDS!