Continued.. More to ponder...

*If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?

*Can a blind man see his future?

*Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

*Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

*Can you write in pencil on an eraser?

*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

*Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?

*Can you blow a balloon up under water?

*Can crop circles be square?

*How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?

*Why are there black lines on a basketball?

*Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?

*Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

*If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st - January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

*If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

*Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

*When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

*If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you?

*Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

*When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?

*Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?

*Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

*Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for?

*Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?

*Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?

*Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?

*If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?

*Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put pasta into the water?

*If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

*Why are blue Christmas lights so popular? Aren't red and green the traditional colors?

*Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?

*If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

*Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?

*Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?

*How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer does?

*When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

*If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?

*Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?

*If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?

*Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?

*How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

*Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch?

*If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?