More to ponder

*Why is 'if' the middle word in life?

*Why is it that the things most people like best are either unethical, illegal or fattening?

*Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?

*What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

*Why is it that the things that should be obvious aren't obvious at all?

*How come the only thing that never changes is the spelling?

*If nothing is the opposite of everything just what is it?

*Does a Bridge go Over Water or does Water go Under a Bridge?

*Is there a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker?

*Why is nothing as easy as it looks?

*Does an existentialist map have 'You are here' written all over it?

*Can you confuse an open mind with one that is just vacant?

*Isn't it true that for every silver lining there has to be a cloud?

*Aren't all questions answerable?

*Why is it that the most important things in life aren't things?

*Is there such a thing as a rhetorical answer?

*Will there be answers after there are no more questions?

*Do you ever wonder that the things that come to those that wait may be the things left behind by those who got there first?

*If hindsight is 20/20, does that make Heinz-sight 57/57?

*How come the more things change, the more they remain the same?

*What if life is a joke and we don't get it?

*Why do we sometimes say that we are in a pickle or jam when we are in a sticky situation? Wouldn't being in peanut butter be a better comparison?

*Why do we say something's out of order when its broken but we never say in of order when it works?

*When someone asks us to hold something for them such as a bottle of soda why do we

subconciously try to distance ourselves from it by holding it away from ourselves?

*If we hear a burglar stumbling around our house in the dark why do we yell out 'Who's There'? Do we really expect them to yell back their name?

*When people spill anything on themselves why do they always treat it like acid?

*Why do people ask us if we are awake? Isn't 'yes' the only answer possible?

*If we hesitate can we say we are meditating horizontally?

*Why do some people have to 'shudder' to think? Does thinking make you cold?

*Why does the person who comes late to the movie always sit right in front of where you're sitting?

*Why is the runner-up in the Miss Universe pageant always so excited to miss out on ,000 in cash awards and prizes?

*Why do we ask to 'borrow' a kleenex? Has anyone ever returned a kleenex they borrowed?
Why do the longest answers always begin with 'I don't know'?

*How come when people are free to do what they want, they usually imitate one another?

*Why do people always look when you tell them not to?

*Why do intolerant people think everyone should tolerate their intolerance?

*Why do some people have such a hard time admitting they're wrong, even when it's crystal clear?

*Have you ever watched a person talking to themselves, then they spot you watching them, so they pretend they are singing? What's the difference between talking and singing to yourself?

*How come sometimes the good you do doesn't do you any good at all?