There's a ridiculous photo online from the U.S. Border Control. It shows a guy from Mexico who tried to sneak across the border by disguising himself as a seat in a car. He's like the world's worst Transformer...
How not to rob a bank
Apparently DARTH VADER'S change of heart at the end of "Return of the Jedi" is over. He's back to being EVIL.
Last Thursday morning, he robbed a Chase Bank in the town of Setauket, on Long Island, New York. Okay . . . it was just a guy dressed in a Darth Vader costume, with the black helmet, the robes, and a cape. Check out the story here: http://gothamist.com/2010/07/24/evil_emp
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How not to rob McDonalds:
Woman robs McDonald's wearing underwear on her face!
A middle-aged woman wearing what appeared to be underwear on her head is wanted in connection to an overnight drive-thru burglary.
---What not to do while on duty as a cop:
Hitting up a strip joint while on duty to catch Bridget the Midget do her act was a stupid decision that has cost a Stoughton crimefighter his job and reputation, the repentant cop told the Herald yesterday. That quick peek inside Alex's gentleman's club... http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20100720stoughton_cop_quits_after_strip_club_visit_with_smallest_porn_star/srvc=home&position=0
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And last but not least, how to not pay 69$ for a hotdog
World's Most Expensive Hot Dog: Taste Test - Slashfood
This hotdog is grilled in white truffle oil and is served on a chewy pretzel-bread bun (sort of like a cross between a soft pretzel and a baguette) that's toasted with white truffle butter. It's topped with foie gras pâté with black truffles. Condiments (served on the side) include Dijon mustard with black truffles, caramelized Vidalia onions and ketchup made with heirloom tomatoes (more like a tart tomato relish). Would you pay $69 for a hot dog?
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