This is creepy!

This is creepy!


Think of a letter between


A and W.

                                             

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Repeat it

out loud as

you scroll down.

.

.

.

.

Keep going . . .

Don't stop . . ..

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Think of an

animal

that begins

with that letter.

.

.

. .

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Repeat it

out loud

as you

scroll down.

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.

. .

.

.

Think of

either a man's/woman's

name

that

begins

with the

last letter

in the

animals name

.

. .

.

.

Almost

there........

.

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.

Now

count out

the letters

in that name

on the fingers

of the hand

you are not

using to

scroll down.

.

.

.

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Take the

hand you

counted with

and hold it out

in front of you

at face level

.

.

.

.  

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Look at your

palm

very closely

and

notice

the

lines

in

your

hand

.

.

.

.

Do the lines

take the

form of the

first letter

in the

persons name?

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Of course they bloody well don't.......

Now smack

yourself in the head, get a life,

and

quit playing

stupid

e-mail games!

(Email Forward, sorry had to!)

:D

OMG Shoes

I had a friend over last week and we watched the video.
C'mon you have to know it by now! It was plastered all over the internet years ago!
It has never left me, I still say "Omg shoes" and "Betch" all the time and even sent the video to my mom and step-dad so they knew why I always said it.

If you have absolutely no clue what I'm talking about, here's the video:


So now I decided to look up and post a slideshow of what I think are the ugliest or most impractical shoes ever. Please leave a comment if you beg to differ or find any shoes you thing are absolutely wretched.

Ugly a** shoes! How can people even wear these?!:

Sources listed or found through google images.

Ever wanted to patent anything?

I've had a few ideas over the years that I thought could perhaps be useful to some crazy soul. Lately I've been doing some research about my ideas and came across some silly sites. Here's a few just to waste your time:

Crazy Patents! For the USPTO to issue a patent, the invention must be novel, non-obvious, and "useful." The standard for usefulness is certainly the weakest of the three -- any possible utility, no matter how small, will suffice. And, useful does not necessarily mean commercially viable. In other words, you can get a patent on some crazy things that will never make it to the shelves of your local store. For instance:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/crazy.html
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/

View the funniest and most absurd patents and inventions ever to be submitted.
http://www.funnypatentsandinventions.com/

Totally Absurd Inventions & Patents, America's Goofiest Patents
http://totallyabsurd.com/

Have you ever wanted to patent anything or have you patented anything? You don't need to give away secrets but can post opinions and such.

FWD: Life's Rules

Continuing from yesterday...
Subject: FWD: Life's Rules

1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's

2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content

3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,"Thyroid problem?"

5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?

10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes,make Bloody Mary's.

13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

15. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

18. No one ever says "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.

19. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

20. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

21. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

22. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

23. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

Life summed up...

Here's your sign.

Also just added this post to Facebook with a few more images. (Since there is now a limit of 40 images per slide show on Photobucket)
Sign into your account, check it out and click "Like" to join my page!


Here's your sign. Pondering. Everything. @ Facebook


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Pondering. Everything. @ Facebook

Scenic routes & New Facebook page

Yup. I've been busy enjoying real life:o
Who would of thought?

I turned my Facebook group into a Facebook page now. I think it looks nicer and I can have multiple albums and stuff. Here's the link: Pondering. Everything.
You can still find the group somewhere but I won't be updating it anymore. In fact if I don't have time to thoroughly update this page I'll try to keep up on Facebook and link it here. But I will still be working on this page so don't take me off your favorites yet!


I started off on my new Facebook page with a photo album of Scenic routes: Photos that will teach you not to complain again about your 'unbearable' commute to work anymore!
So look through it, join me, 'like' me, follow me whatever & enjoy!