Its been going around for over a year for now and you've probably heard about it. If you have and wondered about it at all here's the info.
What is the Cinnamon Challenge?
Urban Dictionary.com says:
A prank in which one person dares another to swallow, without the aid of water, a spoonful of ground cinnamon within sixty seconds. The spice dries the challenge taker's mouth and is almost impossible to swallow. Some accidentally inhale the cinnamon which causes temporary but severe chest pain, much to the amusement of the challenger.
Challengers use prize money as persuasion.
"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"Ever heard of the Cinnamon Challenge?"
"No, what is it?"
"See if you can swallow this spoonful of cinnamon in under a minute."
"Why?"
"Because I'll give you five dollars if you can do it."
"Okay!"
(ten seconds later)
"Ahuuuuuuuh! Ahouhou! Ugh that's awful!"
12 Cinnamon Challenge Videos
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.com
The truth: Wiki says The Cinnamon Challenge...
Cinnamon is the subject of an internet meme, The Cinnamon Challenge, in which one attempts to eat a tablespoon of cinnamon without inhaling the cinnamon or vomiting. Despite thousands of video-documented attempts, few seem able to succeed. One notable challenger was the host of the television show Tosh.0, who failed. Most don't seem to realize that, even if breathing through their nose, they usually inhale the cinnamon dust, resulting in a very painful and probably dangerous experience. It takes a great deal of liquid to saturate a tablespoon of powder. This dust is easily carried in any air that is shared between the mouth and throat. Often the challengers then panic and gasp for air through their mouth, inhaling a large amount of cinnamon.
It can kill you.
Don't try this at home people!
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Ain't it the Truth!?! Funny Fwds
Ain't it the Truth!!!
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"
Flour and Water
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?...
and then you add eggs
and sugar...
and you get cake?
Where did the glue go ?
NEED AN ANSWER?
You know darned well where it went!
That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT !!!
You know darned well where it went!
That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT !!!
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Just Remember...
OLD AGE IS HELL, BUT...Implants Last Forever!!!
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Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
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Was this a mistake on google's part?
1- Go to www.Google.com
2- Type in Failure
3- Look at it the first listing and laugh at what comes up first
4- Tell other people before the people at Google Fix it
1- Go to www.Google.com
2- Type in Failure
3- Look at it the first listing and laugh at what comes up first
4- Tell other people before the people at Google Fix it
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Subject: Bertha's Eulogy...
Bertha was dead. The minister conducted her eulogy with heartfelt gusto.
"Bertha married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her
husband died. But, she married yet again and this time
had 5 more children. Again, her husband died. Then
alas, she finally died," he intoned.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for
Bertha. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman
and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her friend Jane,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third; husband?"
Jane replied, "I think he means her legs."
Bertha was dead. The minister conducted her eulogy with heartfelt gusto.
"Bertha married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her
husband died. But, she married yet again and this time
had 5 more children. Again, her husband died. Then
alas, she finally died," he intoned.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for
Bertha. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman
and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her friend Jane,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third; husband?"
Jane replied, "I think he means her legs."
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Obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
four young mothers and their small children. "You all have
obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with
eating . You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with
money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is
alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
four young mothers and their small children. "You all have
obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with
eating . You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with
money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is
alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
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Murphy's Other Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Friday, October 2, 2009
A few things I'd like to mention
To my brother Chris who turned 30 today!
He probably won't read this so no need to make it anymore personal than it already is:p
OMG makes me realize I'll be 30 in a little over 3 years!
That scares the f*&k out of me right there!
So anyways, the next note worth mentioning is:
I've been officially single, moved out, and over with it for 1 year today.
It doesn't really bother me though. I was in back to back to back 3 year relationships and now I'm just enjoying the single life. I do miss having someone. I miss being able to connect, cook for, and love someone, and spooning with someone! I miss spooning an awful lot. But I'll live. I've lived through the last year. I can live forever single if that's whats in the cards for me.
It just makes me think. Thinking is what I "try" to do best. But I think about if I will be alone forever. Do I want to be alone forever? Am I actually looking for anything? What am I looking for? And if it fell out of the sky and landed smack dab on my head would I even realize? I know 1 thing. I absolutely refuse to settle anymore. That's what I've done my whole life so far. I've never reached out and went after anything I wanted. I just let stuff fall into my lap and I've never truly been happy in doing so. So, unless I can change how I've done things all along, how I've been programmed I guess I will be alone...
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Please do not procreate!
To honor my last post titled superfetation that ended with pictures of the much disliked Nadya Suleman I've decided to make this post.
I'm not being (very)serious in this blog. Everyone deserves the right to have children. This post is just for my own personal and my viewers amusement. If any of these pictures are you or someone you know I will take them down at your request.
Please do not procreate!
For centuries unintelligent and rather unattractive people have been allowed to breed freely which is why the world is starting to decline so rapidly. Now I'm not agreeing with the people who say that there should be laws against ugly human breeding because that's not the job of the government. If we want to get rid of the uglies we should start by getting rid of the grub worms that are in our soil because ugly people love grub worms. Another way to get rid of ugly is through ultrasonic devices. They create a high pitched sound that will make the ugly people think there is another ugly person in the area. Ugly people are very territorial. The only other way is through the use of Manwich covered poison that can be applied to the perimeter of ugly people's yards. However, if you see an ugly person carcass, you should place it in a plastic bag and throw it away because if your dog eats a poisoned ugly person they could become ill and die too.
The original post can be found here; 15 Horrifying Couples That Shouldn't Procreate.
(However I kept out the lame pictures from the site and added pictures I've come across on the interwebz)
Shes beautiful but why in the hell would she want to mate w that?!
So, the next time you are sad or depressed thinking you aren't attractive just be thankful you don't look like any of these couples. I'll sit and thinking about how everyone else in the world has someone for them, even ugly people...
Why the above couples shouldn't procreate!
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Can you imagine having a child that looked like that? I mean they are adorable as dogs (To me personally, I'm an animal love lol) But children? How could parents want to put their future children through the torture?!
Also see this blog here on blogger "Should they have kids?"
I'm not being (very)serious in this blog. Everyone deserves the right to have children. This post is just for my own personal and my viewers amusement. If any of these pictures are you or someone you know I will take them down at your request.
Please do not procreate!
For centuries unintelligent and rather unattractive people have been allowed to breed freely which is why the world is starting to decline so rapidly. Now I'm not agreeing with the people who say that there should be laws against ugly human breeding because that's not the job of the government. If we want to get rid of the uglies we should start by getting rid of the grub worms that are in our soil because ugly people love grub worms. Another way to get rid of ugly is through ultrasonic devices. They create a high pitched sound that will make the ugly people think there is another ugly person in the area. Ugly people are very territorial. The only other way is through the use of Manwich covered poison that can be applied to the perimeter of ugly people's yards. However, if you see an ugly person carcass, you should place it in a plastic bag and throw it away because if your dog eats a poisoned ugly person they could become ill and die too.
The original post can be found here; 15 Horrifying Couples That Shouldn't Procreate.
(However I kept out the lame pictures from the site and added pictures I've come across on the interwebz)
Shes beautiful but why in the hell would she want to mate w that?!
So, the next time you are sad or depressed thinking you aren't attractive just be thankful you don't look like any of these couples. I'll sit and thinking about how everyone else in the world has someone for them, even ugly people...
Why the above couples shouldn't procreate!
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Can you imagine having a child that looked like that? I mean they are adorable as dogs (To me personally, I'm an animal love lol) But children? How could parents want to put their future children through the torture?!
Also see this blog here on blogger "Should they have kids?"
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